I want to go to BlogHer. But since tickets are like a kagillion dollars, I’m having a yard sale. I hate yard sales, they are way too much work, and you have to get up early. Two things I desperately hate, along with leukemia and chemo. I don’t like to haggle for shit, I say $1- you say ten cents sold to you because I don’t want to have to haul this crap back into the house with me.
The only highlight to me having to go though all my old junk is the Barbies. I had hundreds of Barbies and thousands of outfits for them, ***sigh*** I remember playing Barbies for hours on end, dressing them, cutting their hair, painting Kens feet black to look like he wore flip flops…memories…
Today was a very special day in the Kens house hold. In celebration of their adoption of Simone, they decided to take a new family portrait with the twins Celeste and Monet. Maybe I will keep these ones…
Meet the Kens! That’s Sven on the left and Freedrik on the right, their twin girls Celeste and Monet and the newest addition Simone. They are Austrian Olympic bronze medalists in the sport of curling; who live full-time in Croatia.
Please come to my yard sale, otherwise I may have to take the Kens family home with me. And those guys are bitches,they steal my shampoo and hog the hot water.
This made me snort at work, at my desk. You, my friend, are freaking hilarious. They should bottle you and sell you or something weird and random like that
Bwahahahahaha that is too funny!
Lisa you are pretty hilarious!!! So where is your yardsale???
You are way to funny!!..
Just one of MANY reasons I love you. You’re a funny bitch.
bwahahahahaha u totally made my night!!!
Thats false advertisement! I was hoping for the perfect family, you werent selling Xoxox. Great seeing you guys!
See you at Blogher!
i love it